Saturday, September 11, 2010

Why Yahoo Answers has destroyed my faith in humanity.

"I thought cantelope was an animal!? i always thought that a cantaloupe was that animal that has the horns and they live in Arizona and stuff, but i was shopping for groceries yesterday and i saw they had cantaloupe meat on sale. so i was like yeah sure i'll try it, but what i saw, wasn't a cantaloupe. it was some white and green fruit thing! whats up with this?"

"Why are there school? is a point to it?"
-There are school to learn you inglesh.


Saturday, September 4, 2010

A Bygone Era...

So apparently caffeine was behind the rampant child abuse of the early 19th century. Daddy had one too many cups of Folgers and just couldn't help but beat the shit out of little junior. Sanka to the rescue!